Hey guys, did you know that “till the end of the line” is actually a reference to the last stop of a train?
Hey guys, guess who got off too early—
LOOKS LIKE SATAN WOKE UP ON THE BAD SIDE OF THE BED THIS MORNING
so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god